Forward Not Forward Not Backward For The U.W.P.

Saturday, February 1, 2014

Forward Not Forward Not Backward For The U.W.P.

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Anonymous said...: Long on words but short on substance is how I would prefer to rate your article. But mark my word, Gail will feezle when the SLP machinery meets her head on.; February 1, 2014 at 2:56 PM
Anonymous said...: Is Allen’s UWP knocking on deaths door?

Dear Sir:

The palace coup is complete, with the help of strong gravediggers. Oh, then where is Allen? He is nowhere to be found. Not for long, a source leaked. He is chilling out somewhere in Miami; he will some soon come back. I guess he is looking for the loads of money to pay for his promises. The convention staff, cheerleaders and delegates are not happy, still waiting for their money.

Listening to the news, only one lonely “poodle” is out there leading the charge. The other is the sour grapes chairman on my television screen without his make-up. Oh… will the new leader of the opposition (LOO), tom-girl, need a driver to make use of the jeep that she crucified Stephenson King for accepting from Kenny Anthony? “You know!” said a King supporter, insisting that I share the secret with her. She would not give up; only to drop another teaser on me: who will be the lucky one to escort LOO, tom-girl, at official functions! How is me, eh… you asking all these questions. I don’t know. Ask the village boys and girls.

Ah, ah… the real show in town was Stephenson King, on RealFM on Thursday morning. That was a real blockbuster, for real, people. In Creole, mind you. I only hope Allen can top that, wee mama! Did you listen to the show? I can’t wait for the Richard Frederick Show in the house of assembly (so he says), now that the bandits have taken down the King, mouth will open and story will jump out.

The hot soaps I want to know before the Richard Frederick Show is the Catherine Sealys Venezuelan connection. mi baga! No more moo-moo pills, its full disclosure from now on. United With Poison (UWP) and they shall become one in thine hand; high class hypocrisy has turned on the King. They promised and delivered a well executed plan for losing the 2011 general election. The whisky and champagne was flowing nonstop in Rodney Bay celebration with scorpions and leeches. I wonder for how long. There’s something called reverse osmosis. My three little birds tell me sit tight, it’s never over until the fat lady sings, and you know that eh no joke!

Now submission to the master, like the colonial days, is back in full force, I cannot wait to see the “LOO tom girl” submit to her UWP master Allen, and to Kenny in the House of Assembly. And, by the way, the United PAC and Women in Action (WIA) are under strict submission to leadership to stay away from Facebook and other social media, or else the whipping boy will spare no one. Yes, plantation rule is back again. PAC and WIA are annoyed, I am told. Hey, what can they do aside from Hollywood acting, right, as they painfully waiting the money! It is too late to jump ship. To do that is suicidal. The other way around is to continue the usual Friday fasting and praying.

Whooo, I am beginning to get hot flashes, now it’s time to cool off before I overheat. I am told as soon as the moo-moo pills run out, the bull dog will bite hard. The Richard Frederick Show will be on nationwide. After that, the ungrateful and sour grape losers from Allen's UWP will have to lick their wounds. They will find the going rough and may have to bury their heads in the sand.

Tori Fatal; February 1, 2014 at 3:00 PM
Anonymous said...: Allen wants total submission like a domesticated chicken on his farm

Dear Sir:

Growing up, never mind how long ago, I was told you have to listen to your parents. You should not talk back and always respect the elders in the village. Most of us followed that rule or else you can expect a good tongue lashing or whipping. Often times both would descend on you without warning. This is what Allen’s UWP and his elite executive reminds me of, except this time around the one who is crying out for parents’ privilege is acting more and more like a dictator in modern times.

Last week I reminded all of Allen’s UWP reality TV show featuring new Flambeaus, all working hard to massage their master’s ego. The famous UWP national council over the weekend tried very hard to whip delegates, parliamentarians and the misbehaving members into submission. They have even gone so far as to add Michael Flood to the list of persons to fall in line, since Leonne Theodore cannot wait much longer to take his place.

They tried to keep the media at bay five hours after a scheduled 4 pm press conference, only to have chairman Ezekiel Joseph show up to eat his words. The remaining parliamentarians all vanished in the dark shortly after 10 pm. I have never seen politicians run and walk so fast away from reporters and television cameras. Someone quickly reminded me that Gale Rigobert’s (the dictator tom girl earmarked to replace King) makeup had expired and the others were too ashamed to put on their facemasks.

The experiment to whip Stephenson King into submission did not work, however, with the writing on the wall, the decision to replace him will finally come down on Monday January 21, 2014. Forget Richard Frederick, he is not going to come to the table to get whipped; as Ralph Gonsalves’ once colourfully described Allen Chastanet, "Castries mulattos", believe they are "oracles" and represent a "break in the social advancement in the Eastern Caribbean." Source Wikileaks

The weekend news on the ground is that Allen Chastanet and Arsene James are partners and owners of a poultry farm in Desruisseaux. Soon, well wishers can rest assured there will be lots of barbecues in Desruisseaux leading up to the election in 2016. That is if the foxes in the valley don’t get there first! Now you know why Arsene James is in a straightjacket. His retirement is in Allen Chastanet’s hands; what a ting!

I asked a brother why would Allen have a poultry farm in Desruisseaux? And how come it’s only now that Allen is trying to mix with poultry farmers and the common man if it is not to whip them into submission and control them like a modern day dictator. The brother replied, domesticated chickens do nothing, they are always afraid. I also asked the brother, do you think Allen really cares about the people in the community? What for, he replied, the real green light Allen wants is to run that “safe seat” on a UWP ticket.

If that’s the case, then he has taken another failed decision to disrespect the intelligence of the people of Desruisseaux. Well, of course, you really cannot fault Allen; his political thinking is filled with hypocrisy and a brain of official immaturity, similar to an overgrown baby who should be in his crib at home.

I have no idea why the UWP has burdened itself with an overgrown baby as political leader, a street talking bus driver, a dummy parliamentarian, a tom girl as leader of the opposition and Arsene James in the poultry business with the likes of a modern dictator.

I look forward to the reopening of the cockfighting den in Desruisseaux, a real Sunday afternoon pastime. Cheers…

Tori Fatal; February 1, 2014 at 3:02 PM
Anonymous said...: Chooooooooopz Tannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn; February 1, 2014 at 4:26 PM
Son-of-man said...: /

You cannot refrain from sticking voodoo pins into your doll of Kenny Anthony; What karma? What Natural disaster? So it was you with this Majee Noir thing that conjured up the Christmas Day deaths of these beautiful Lucian people, and the destruction of their personal items and house furnishings?

Jeff do you think that this practice will diminish the superb leadership of the best Leader this country has on the international stage and at home? Why do you and the weightlifter and Josie have to practice Majee Noir, killing Lucians in the process, just to get at Kenny?

Jeff Measles and Chicken Pox are nothing new so what's your point in trying to sanitize the dagger-wilding UWP traitors? Because treachery is nothing new we should give Ezekiel, Gale and Allen a Nobel Prize for Treachery? You hurt my ear with all this hot-air, Fedee.

Still his tongue ran on,
the less weight it bore with greater ease;
and with its everlasting clack, set all men's ears upon the rack.; February 1, 2014 at 5:06 PM
Son-of-man said...: /

Jeff did the weightlifter put you up to sabotage this newspaper? OK, you're telling me Chastanet wrote this for You? ""You're like two Joking two mush Fedee""

"FOWARD NOT FOWARD NOT BACKWARD FOR THE UWP"

"FOWARD"? JEFF FEDEE? "FOWAD, FOWARD"?

Should Jeff, and Allen be charged with “Endangering the Mental Health of Lucians”??

The readers of this Newspaper of National Record, must hold people like Jeff and Josie responsible for their persistent Assaults and Batteries against the land of Laureates. I never liked English so I studied Engineering, but for people who make claim to be professional correspondence, these guys should be incarcerated. Ki sa, sa yeh? Is this a new type of Differential Equation, Jeff? Jeff what did Dr. Optical do to you? Ou ka dey palé anbadjo kaka né.
?

"FOWARD NOT FOWARD NOT BACKWARD FOR THE UWP"

LOL, see, now I have to get Prozac.

.; February 2, 2014 at 3:14 AM
Anonymous said...: Jeff what is wrong with u. Why do u always have to mention Kenny in your pappyshow? Contine to kiss Castanet a-- to see if u will get a job.; February 2, 2014 at 8:23 AM
Anonymous said...: JEFF, IS IT A DRINKING PROBLEM, DRUGS, BOYS, GIRLS, DOGS, CATS, SEX, lack of sleep, masturbation, prostitution, pedophilia, bukkakery, cancer, diabetes, cunnilingus, SUICIDAL....

WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?; February 2, 2014 at 8:57 AM
MR. "T" said...: @ 8:57

DE MAN HAVE NO PROBLEM!

Jeff didn't get love and affection as a young man.
when he and Kenny used to play cash-ma-bal with the little girls around their homes the girls used to let Kenny touch de cat-ma bal, and hold it as he please, and as long as he please, but jeff hand was slap away from them.

jeff hate Kenny from this time on to this time.
Kenny have always been the ladys man, where as jeff has always been the toilet-paper boy.; February 2, 2014 at 10:12 AM
Anonymous said...: Mr.T, YOU KNOW FEDEE A LONG TIME, IS HE UNDER THE CARE OF A PHYSICIAN, OR USING ILLEGAL DRUGS?

I FIND IT HARD TO BELIEVE HE IS CARRYING A GRUDGE SINCE CHILDHOOD. THERE ARE OTHER ISSUES THERE.; February 2, 2014 at 10:38 AM
MR. "T" said...: @ 10:38
there is no other tissues (not enough) 4 him to wipe his heartache tears.

no other issues.

forward not forward not backward.
sa mesay ka de-la?

jeff ka-fou!

LATOC-----COCO-SEK-COCO-SEK
-------------SOUPLE!!!!!; February 2, 2014 at 12:08 PM
Anonymous said...: Mate must be mad Bon Dieu? And de Voice print dat?; February 2, 2014 at 12:33 PM
Anonymous said...: The power-hungry idiots and the desperately unemployed are going insane papa. Oui mamma!; February 2, 2014 at 1:59 PM
MR. "T" said...: jeff please write something about yourself!!!

tell the nation about your days, Kenny and your sweet-heart female teacher friend!
tell us about your god allen's PhD, ma, bSC. ZEL, BFE, AND YOUR OWN LLB,LAZ, F O O, U F O. TELL US WHERE YOU AND ALLEN got all of those awards!!!!WHAT LUCKY DIP!

BOY JEFF kENNY NOT IN THAT THING YOU INTO!!!
KENNY IS TO MACHO.
Jeff go back and suck your big toe and cry.
jeff you make me sick.; February 2, 2014 at 3:13 PM
Anonymous said...: The Negro is truly the most vile creature on the planet. His goals are as short term as his successes short lived and he is completely oblivious to his dilemma. But even worse than the most basic breed are the ones among them who fancy themselves the voice of reason. Those who will justify the wretchedness and apathy of the masses by pointing out how well it fits into tradition. Traditions that no longer count, are no longer beneficial, and are now used against the very people who created them.

The result is simple. A poor Negro in one corner of the world toting a heavy mouth and a corresponding poor Negro in another corner toting an equally heavy pan. Both bragging of a tradition that enriches no one but their enemy.; February 3, 2014 at 9:47 AM
Anonymous said...: Jeff How much you been paid to write this garbage?
http://www.caribbeannewsnow.com/headline-St-Lucia-party-leaders-each-accused-of-double-standards-19718.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CaribbeanNewsNowDailyHeadlines+%28Caribbean+News+Now%21+Daily+Headlines%29; February 3, 2014 at 11:52 AM
MR. "T" said...: BREAKING NEWS!!!!
CNN--NEWSCASTER MR. "T"

A VERY GOOD DAY TO ALL BLOGGERS:

News has just reached us
that Jeff is running like mad ants, de man have no time to put his pants on, a designated angel from Latoc has visited him.
A wind of change has blown him into the feedlot System (closed environment) at Latoc, where he is being nourish.; February 3, 2014 at 12:53 PM
Anonymous said...: Tori Fatel,You refer to Dr.Gail as a tom-boy.Can you tell us about your educational achievements.That should be easy to write,because i doubt your list would be as long as your story.
By the way,can you disprove the account of upheaval in the SLP as described by Fedee?
if not for yourself do it for like-minded bloggers like you.; February 3, 2014 at 5:54 PM
Jeff said...: Anonymous you should inform fellow bloggeres that your surname is IGNORAMUS.Looks like the stuff in your head is what ducks flushes out as they quack. Take dat!! So your full name is Anonymous Ignoramus.; February 3, 2014 at 7:23 PM
LLL said...: I have so much trouble in the forward of the forward of the title, that I can't even get pass the backside of the the frontline of the forward. LOL!!; February 3, 2014 at 9:36 PM
Anonymous said...: Jeff,since you chose to respond to what was not asked of you,then ,why don't you post your educational achievements?
Given your thinking and writing it is obvious that you did not successfully attain grade six proficiency.; February 3, 2014 at 10:24 PM
Anonymous said...: LLL,I suspect you are being jovial.
Anyway,on a more serious note,with knowledge of the mechanics of the English language(grammar)one can easily see what was intended.FORWARD!NOT BACKWARD.NOT BACKWARD FOR THE UWP.
One the other hand,the voice could have made another error with the title of the article.Remember when the VOICE published an article with Michael chastenet as the writer which turned out to be false.The voice published an apology after Michael was attacked very angrily by the SLP.
So,let's wait to see what develops.; February 3, 2014 at 10:45 PM
Son-of-man said...: 10:45

Since you PROCLAIM YOURSELF to be a tractor mechanic of English - I have always encountered tremendous difficulty with the Foreign Language English.

My problem seemed to have found solution in this NEW revelation of yours an so has whet my appetite.

SINCE WHEN HAS ENGLISH NEEDED A TRANSLATOR IN THE LAND OF ELIZABETH#2 ?

So this been me problem long time! Why you en tell me so back time then, so me will no wat bible saying?; February 4, 2014 at 4:17 AM
Son-of-man said...: /

Mr "T" : Is that Negro at 7:23, another JEFF? God did not make two of them; Oh NO!

There is a feeling of resignation that overtakes me as I accept there is absolutely no medication prescribed by Dr. Optical, capable of restoring the brain-damaged Negro-acolyte Slave of White Supremacy to normalcy. This Negro specimen Slave-Named Jeffrey at 7:23, best described as a self-hating Frankenstein Monster having a white mind/brain implanted into a Black African body.

A Negro with a Slave identity Jeffrey without the Knowledge of his Name, his Family, his Religion, his Language, and his History calling a Lucian ignorant. This Slave, Programmed to obey the Bible of his Slave Masters, was thought to be extinct:

Colossians 3:22:

Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to win their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord.

Dr. Optical, Ki kalité wimèd Ou sa pwépawé pou jéwize se boug fooh sa la?

My Roach Spray for Negroes works too slowly.

.; February 4, 2014 at 6:58 AM
MR. "T" said...: SON OF MAN

Jeff will have to help himself with a double dose of DDT OR 7 TABLE-SPOON OF DIEYAN.
A HE BE AT PEACE WITH HIS FORWARD EVER BACKWARD BUTT-UP-SHOTS.; February 4, 2014 at 2:10 PM
Anonymous said...: With $2 billion in accumulated debt.
With a number of instances where St Lucia assets were signed off to white opportunists but no one is yet to face court or jail.
With 6 murders in St Lucia and only 1 in Barbados to date even though Barbados has 60% more population.
With the only good news being the UWP's own Sir John Comptons daughter.
With unemployment at 25%. With SLP HACKS RAPING THE TREASURY.
With SLP opportunists turning St Lucia into a Zimbabwe.

With Lucians more divided than ever.

With all of this mayhem the aggressive, primitive vulgar SLP hacks do what the SLP knows best which is to curse anything that stands in their way to destroy decent society for their own profit. They produce nothing. They only act as paracites sucking off the teats of government.
Under Compton we paid $1.2 MILLION per MONTH in interest payments on debt. UNDER Kenny we pay $1.5 million per WEEK in interest payments on our massive debt used to cover the SLPs incompetence.

Yet they show no remorse. They have no values to show them the way forward. Like the mayhem in primitive societies we see a complete loss of civility and good governance by these people. All the cellphone or internet has not helped them develope and our people continue to suffer. Christian values matter not to them just primitive backward greed.

St Lucia is on a downward spiral.; February 6, 2014 at 7:41 AM
Anonymous said...: @ 7:41
did Allen or Jeff bail u out?

it is only Samboo/Coon like u that can write all that shit.; February 6, 2014 at 10:46 AM

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