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HOW TO WIN ELECTIONS IN ST. LUCIA
“THE INVOCATION OF LUCIFUGE ROFOCALE, A RANKING MINSTER OF LUCIFER.” THE PITITIONER MUST BE IN A STATE OF RITUAL PURITY AT ALL TIMES DURING THIS INVOCATION.
(a) TAKE THE HEAD OF A DEAD MAN WHOSE AGE IS LESS THAN FORTY YEARS OLD.
(b) GO INTO THE FOREST, AND FIND AN AREA OF VIRGIN SOIL, IN A LOCATION KNOWN TO NO ONE.
(c) AS THE MOON ENTERS ITS WAINING CYCLE, DIG A HOLE USING THE HORN OF A BLACK GOAT SACRIFIED FOR THIS PURPOSE, USING THE BLOOD FROM THE GOAT TO INCRIBE A CIRCLE OF RADIUS 6 FEET CONTAINNING A 6 POINTED TRIANGLE WITH THE GOAT'S BLOOD.
(d) DIG A GRAVE FOR THE BURIAL OF THE HEAD, DIMENTIONS 1.82FT X 1.82FT X 1.82FT = 6 FEET CUBED. THE GRAVE MUST BE PLACED INSIDE THE EASTEN SECTION OF THE CIRCLE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF THE APEX OF THE TRIANGLE– This completes the “666”
(e) INSERT SEVEN BLACK BEANS( DEVIL'S BLACK BEANS ) INTO THE ORIFICES OF THE HEAD – ONE IN EACH EYE; ONE IN EACH NOSTRIL; ONE IN EACH EAR; AND ONE IN THE MOUTH.
(f) BURY THE HEAD FACE-UP FACING THE EAST. RETURN FOR THE NEXT NINE DAYS, BEFORE THE APPEARANCE OF THE LIGHT OF DAWN TO THE SITE OF THE INVOCATION AND SPRIKLE THE HEAD WITH PURE KOSHER BRANDY. REMEMBER, NO ONE MUST BE KNOWLEDGEABLE OF YOUR ACTIVITIES.
(g) ALWAYS STAND IN THE SAFETY OF THE CIRCLE WHILE PERFORMING THIS RITUAL TO AVOID A VIOLENT DEATH BY DECAPITATION.
(h) ON THE DAWN OF THE NINTH DAY LUCIFUGE ROFOCALE WILL APPEAR – DO NOT STEP OUTSIDE THE INTERNAL TRIANGLE OR YOU WILL MEET A VIOLENT DEATH/END AND DECAPITATION.
(i) AFTER RECITING CERTAIN INVOCATIONS AND INCANTATIONS, THANK THE HOLY APOSTLE! LUCIFUGE WILL EXECUTE YOUR REQUEST – FOR MONEY, WOMEN, POWER, AND PRIME MINSTER.
(j) DO NOT LEAVE THE CIRCLE UNTIL THE SUN HAS RISEN!
(k) AT THIS TIME YOU WILL FIND THE DEVIL”S BEANS HAVE GERMINATED BECOMING SPROUTS,
(l) PLACE THREE OF THE SPROUTS UNDER THE TONGUE TO BECOME INVISIBLE. COLLECT THE OTHER FOUR SPROUTS PLACING THEM INTO A BLACK SILK BAG.
The prayers to Lucifuge Rofocale follows.
The real question here is: Why would someone, anyone approach you Josie with such a Black Magic proposal??
Is there something about the way you look?
is there something about the things you say?
or is it some of the evil things you do?
Now as you can see, I have given you the unfailing recipe to defeating Kenny Anthony. The only question is do you want to sacrifice your life to demonstrate your love for Lucians like your God, the white Jesus did? Or is all this criticism of Anthony just empty vessels talk.
let's face reality for once - you are GUARANTEED to win the next election if you sell your soul to Lucifuge Rofocale, and save us from Labour, ending the economic difficulties for all Lucians. How about it Peter?? just think, Josie going to HELL to save Lucians - you might even get a statue in the Boulevard.
You just have to decapitate and obtain the head of a boy under the age of seven knowing the incompetent police force will never solve such a murder, or you can dig one up at Choc Cemetery where the sand is always soft, I will even send Claudius Francis to help you - how do you think his party won the last election? there's no need to tell Chastanet of your newly acquired powers - you will be given Francis' job.
There are many black goats in the hills behind the Cemetery in Soufriere/Anse Chastanet area. Imagine, we will not have to read your slanderous opinions of P.M. Anthony. Please Josie SELL YOUR SOUL!!
People, these to morons are begging for validation, waiting for those who deign to so by reading or responding to their serial loads of undiluted crap.
Who the hell is the DEMON. These are the shit the blog master needs to remove.
6:36 What is the matter with you? you never heard of Jean-Gajai, la Jables, how to tie your man or woman - man-u-mus? you never took a bath in the My-go to break some old malaydicsion? you never got a strand of hair from Joyce thread it into a needle, stick it into a lizard, bury it under a fat-polk tree to control the woman for for forty days and nights? you never met a coffin after midnight and you had to sit on it until sunrise to block Josie from winning elections. never had sex with a lagables and found out it was an ant nest? - O.K. I am coming to see you tonight, don't leave the key in the key hole? who do you think put all those scratches on you auntie last month? and I have two Boloms.
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